Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I was tired of my party
It had been kind of wrong
Like some kind of lady
With weird tits and a dong
So while they were strategizing
I went on the internet
And then I found this post on reddit
This is what it said

[Chorus]
If you like global intifada
And don't mind the drag queens
If you want state run bodegas
If you're kind of insane
If you hate America with all your might
And want a commie hellscape
Then I'm the mayor you've looked for
I'll make a socialist state

[Verse 2]
I didn't think about my party
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and the democratic party
No longer shared the same big dreams
So I voted for Mamdani
Took out an exit poll
And though I'm not really a pundit
I think it explained all my goals

[Chorus]
Yes, I like global intifidah
And don't mind all the faggotry
I'm not much into working
I want my shit for free
I hope we defund the police soon
And realize the plans that we've made
We'll take over the party
And start a socialist state

[Verse 3]
So I casted with my vote
And he went up on stage
He followed with the kind of rhetoric
you would hear in LA
It was my democratic party
And he said I'm an immigrant, too
Then I laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew"

Chorus]
That you like global intifada
And don't mind the drag queens
You're not into zion
You'll buy it if we say it's green
I hope we defund the police soon
And realize the plans that we've made
We'll take over the party
And start a caliphate