I'm going to celebrate this glorious failure of All Tranny this Holiday, by posting "Free AEW Tickets" online, just need to pick them up in an abandoned warehouse. Then when the aewtists start showing up, me and my boys throw a "AEW Freak Off":
>100 bottles of baby oil
>donkeys, sheep, and mandingos
>chips, dip, chains and whips
>beer keg x2
>topless dancers
>gambling tables
>a caged tiger (rabid)