>"DADDY! BUY 4CHAN! EVEN /TV/ MAKES FUN OF ME! DADDY! MY TOYS ARE ALL BROKEN CAUSE THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE GRIND OF WORKING ONE DAY A WEEK. BUY ME NEW TOYS! THERE ARE NO NEW TOYS? DADDY YOU LIE! I ALREADY BOUGHT ALL THE TOYS? NO NEW TOYS MEANS I CAN'T BOOK NEW MATCHES. DADDY GOD DAMN YOU!!!"