Hello again, /pw/! This is Pepe Von Erich, gladly announcing that K-WAB wrestling will return to this board tomorrow night at midnight. I wanted to run the show tonight but my recent health problems, the resulting surgery, and the long recovery time have set things back. My brother LyricKING has really stepped it up this week, basically acting as my faithful Igor-like assistant during my convalescence. Without him this show wouldn't have even been possible at all.
But in any case, let's talk about the show. This will be a two-night affair and will feature a savage and spooky deathmatch tournament to see who is worthy to wear the crimson crown. And in the main event, Kane and the Undertaker will finally meet to settle their long-running feud, and it's no holds barred so anything could happen. The opening round matches will consist of:
>The Necro Butcher (AKA The MAGA Butcher) Vs The Sandman in a Warzone Deathmatch
>Sabu Vs Frankenstein in a "4-corners of fuckery" deathmatch
>Terry Funk Vs Atsushi Onita in a barbedwire timebomb deathmatch
>Cactus Jack Vs Count Dracula in a Transylvanian deathmatch
And of course the main event on night 2 will be:
>Kane Vs The Undertaker in a no-holds-barred slobberknocker for the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship

The semifinal matches will be contested in 2 special hardcore cage matches which we have affectionately named "Death House matches" As for the finals, that stipulation will be a surprise.
And of course, we've got all kinds of other spooky surprises for all you anons to put in your halloween candy bags, so put on your best monster costume and get ready for SAMHAIN SACRIFICE!