You know what's missing in porn? Actual casual sex. Like relationship sex. Like where you copulate just-because while you talk about random shit. Not even distantly or uninvolvedly, either, you're feeling it and it's good, but the dialogue isn't "OH YEAH BABY FUCK MY PUSSY" for 20 minutes straight every time. Where's the porn where the dude's wife decides to casually get nutted-in while griping to him about how Star Wars fell off?