No, three reasons:
>fat
No, gross. She consciously made a decision to become extremely ugly, and instead of realizing that was a poor choice she put immense time and effort towards maintaining the ugliness
>small tits
Ugly, not exactly her fault but she could at least be petite to try and make up for it. Instead she did the upset, became fat to compound her ugliness
>pretty
Not possible for a fat woman. This tells me she is a liar and horrendously arrogant if she thinks anyone would find her anything but ugly.
In baseball you'd be out. Next time be more apologetic, demonstrate how you a trying to make up for the grave faults you possess, and stop being a liar. You will find marginally more success. Fat people can't cook good because they don't care about food. They just eat any and everything without any discernment. Maybe you could try becoming highly skilled in cleaning, or pursue men with a specific interest that typically have difficulty in acquiring bitches. Like chess or anime.