Update 3:OK A COWORKER DEF SAW MY THONG. I WAS PICKING SOMETHING UP IN FRONT OF HIM CUZ HE DROPPED SOMETHING AND I FELT IT SLIP OUT AND I GOT A LIL WHALE TAIL AND WHEN I ZIPPED BACK UP HE WAS JUST STARING AT ME. HE HAS JUST BEEN SILENT TO ME AND STARING ALL SHIFT AHHH HELP :(