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>Help me, daddy government. I can't control my own impulses! This is YOUR fault!

Isn't the argument for tobacco, saturated fats, and corn syrup all about personal responsibility? 'Mericans need to be free to make their own choices, right? Or is it only when they don't invoke the ghostly Jewish boy stuck to the pole?

Jews in the age of antiquity didn't like sex, so therefor no American should. Right?