Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:31:34 PM
No.81692291
>>81692215
Here's five reasons:
>1. Exclusive Ski Access. I can ski right out of my own chalet onto private slopes on Verbier. No crowds, no plebs from Surrey tumbling down the blue runs. Just me and pristine white snow.
>2. Discreet Banking Privileges. My Swiss bankers never ask silly questions about large deposits. I know that your Natwest can't relate.
>3. Yachting on Lake Geneva. You'll never know real lake life in the UK lad.
>4. Elite Swiss Neighbours. While you're chatting to Dave from next door about the bins, I'm trading stock tips over fondue with heirs and aristocrats.
>5. Real Mountain Air. Breathing British air feels like poverty now.
Don't be discouraged. Well, maybe you should. Some people are just destined to live in Switzerland, while lads like you can only dream of it.
Here's five reasons:
>1. Exclusive Ski Access. I can ski right out of my own chalet onto private slopes on Verbier. No crowds, no plebs from Surrey tumbling down the blue runs. Just me and pristine white snow.
>2. Discreet Banking Privileges. My Swiss bankers never ask silly questions about large deposits. I know that your Natwest can't relate.
>3. Yachting on Lake Geneva. You'll never know real lake life in the UK lad.
>4. Elite Swiss Neighbours. While you're chatting to Dave from next door about the bins, I'm trading stock tips over fondue with heirs and aristocrats.
>5. Real Mountain Air. Breathing British air feels like poverty now.
Don't be discouraged. Well, maybe you should. Some people are just destined to live in Switzerland, while lads like you can only dream of it.