When HelperLad was 18, his mother Sandra called him into a room. She said "It's time for you to choose." She showed him her grim, unwashed hairy growler, then showed him a nice clean packet of Pampers. Naturally when that was his experience, he chose Pampers over pussy.

Sadly he's made his choice now despite realising that some pussy is more appetising and less meaty than Sandra's foul grimmage.