I've been with my wife for years. We had a 3 year period where we smoked weed a ton. Like everyday after work, all day on the weekend.

Nothing has ever compared to the sex and blowjobs she gave when we were stoned. Porn level shit. There were times where she would bob her head up and down on my cock for 10 minutes straight uninterrupted, and I would literally look around the room to make sure this was still real life.