Dear E,
I saw you yesterday, carrying all your belongings to your new boyfriend's house down the street. I can't believe it's been 2 years since you started dating him, and 2 years since you stopped replying to my messages.
Why do you treat me like the bad guy when I was the one who had to stop you from puking on MY husband's shoes while trying to massage MY husband's cock under the table. Honestly, I felt kind of disrespected by you flirting with him the entire evening since you have no idea I'm into that. Not to mention you were ignoring me while trying to get him to be alone with you, but I still didn't say anything.
You're not my type but I still would have let you suck his cock. Or more. It was him who told me to pull you away, because you were basically molesting him while he was close to passing out. And your puking certainly didn't help.
Imagine my surprise when you suddenly get together with your new boyfriend a few days after hitting on my husband.
Is that why you slowly started ignoring me? Are you scared I'd tell him what you were up to? You know he's my friend too but I've known you for 20 years... Not to mention everyone in our hometown knows you're a slut, so there's no way he doesn't know. He hasn't gotten laid in years so I hope he's at least enjoying that part of your relationship.
Please stop being retarded and text me
back.
Love,
M