I don't understand what's going on with my asshole. It's only been 16 hours and I had to shit again. This time the entire toilet bowl isn't smeared in blood any more, though. Just a weird line of blood in the single long strand of feces. It looks sort of bizarre. I think my 3 weeks of only pooping once a week fucked up something in my guts. I'm probably going to die, but I feel remarkably better.