'ate catfishing single moms lol

>"tHE kiD iS pArT oF mE/mY liFe"

Then why tf didn't you mention it outright and felt the need to hide it from me until now, stupid lying bitch?

This is like a scummy used car salesman going "Well you didn't ask in the beginning xD" when you point out the fuel engine's got a major leak in it after you've taken it for a short test spin

If you're not Chad all you get is his leftovers (BPD crazies/turbowhores with broken pairbonding, bitter gold diggers, catfishing single moms)