>>82090733
seasoned alcoholic here:

>blacked out, tried to fight my friend, ran away from my gf. Was apparently screaming and sprinting down the street. Woke up in a church parking lot Sunday morning. Scared a woman and her children going into church when I woke up. Was leaning on their car for some reason when I started forming memory again.
>blacked out woke up in some bushes at 5am middle of downtown. Somehow made it home piss drunk. Think I might've gotten touched because my dick hurt when I woke up. Not sure where I went. Also could be bushes fault
>blacked out, spoofed my phone number as a mutual friend and called my ex. She had me blocked and would've been easily played off but my dumbass calls 10 times.
>blacked out, got into an argument with girl at bar. Leave bar and go to car. Everyone trying to stop me from driving. Threw my keys, have psychotic break and started punching the shit out of my steering wheel. Ruined everyone's night, lost a lot of friends, and broke my hand.

There's more I can't think of right now, but stopped drinking as of a month ago.