I was injecting heroin and my dog started barking and I got so pissed off I ran up to it and kicked its head. But I forgot I still had my steel toed boots on and its jaw flew off its head and hit my other dog with precision, and it knocked my other dogs head off its body, and that head ricocheted into my pants and I ended up getting the biggest surprise ever. I discovered a new way to cum by having anal sex with my mom when shes passed out after smoking lots of heroin.