> be me
> high school
> think "why the fuck do I even wear underwear, it's not like anyone can see them"
> go to school one day without underwear
> nothing happens
> 10 years later, haven't worn underwear since

When I ask people what the point of underwear is, they say it's more hygienic. But that's only a problem if your ass isn't clean. There's no problem if you wash your ass. My ass is clean like an adult so underwear serves no purpose to me. I go commando every day. It's my sexy secret.