I can't believe you think you can stop me. It's like when the new money celebs go to their first Eyes Wide Shut type party and think they rollin' with the real Knickas. Pftch.

In reality, you're dealing with an "If Undercover Boss was a Twilight Zone episode" kind of sitch, babe. I will not be learning kindness or having a change of heart that leads me to pay your college tuition. I will be consuming your soul. Carry on.