>be me
>20, first real gf
>she sends me a nude out of nowhere
>it's too perfect, clearly staged, old
>get this awful gut feeling instead of turned on
>realize I liked her because she wasn't like that
>she asks if I liked it, said "yeah" because what else do you say
>can't unsee it, feel disconnected ever since
>we break up a week later
>back to square one