>be me, 26 year old married woman
>have a married dad
>be out with married dad in a grocery store
>random lady walks up
>ummm excuse me, isn't he a little old to be your husband?
>what the fuck is wrong with you
>isn't he your husband?
>no you fucking moron he is my dad
>but you're both wearing wedding rings


BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH FUCKING MARRIED HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND??