Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:25:38 PM
No.82298098
Hey, Anon? Real advice?
If you're JUST starting college... Fuck NOW. Fuck TONIGHT if you can. These brief 3 or 4 weeks when school has just started are PRIME fucking days that will NEVER happen again. You are surrounded by girls who have left the watchful eyes of their parents for the first time ever, and the next couple weeks are going to include more impulsive sex on-campus for those freshman girls than the rest of the 4 years COMBINED.
What's more, you are a stranger. If you were a sexual reject back home, guess what? Playing field is reset here. You're starting this reputation and this identity and this social pool from scratch. You might get laid tonight at some party before anybody even figures out you're an autistic weirdo.
Go to those parties. Don't fuck up your classes, but go. Get laid. I am not kidding you, your odds of getting laid plummet after these first few weeks, not because people don't fuck, but because of just how MUCH fucking they do when they first show up. It'll never be this easy again, man. Capitalize on this. Go for it.
If you're JUST starting college... Fuck NOW. Fuck TONIGHT if you can. These brief 3 or 4 weeks when school has just started are PRIME fucking days that will NEVER happen again. You are surrounded by girls who have left the watchful eyes of their parents for the first time ever, and the next couple weeks are going to include more impulsive sex on-campus for those freshman girls than the rest of the 4 years COMBINED.
What's more, you are a stranger. If you were a sexual reject back home, guess what? Playing field is reset here. You're starting this reputation and this identity and this social pool from scratch. You might get laid tonight at some party before anybody even figures out you're an autistic weirdo.
Go to those parties. Don't fuck up your classes, but go. Get laid. I am not kidding you, your odds of getting laid plummet after these first few weeks, not because people don't fuck, but because of just how MUCH fucking they do when they first show up. It'll never be this easy again, man. Capitalize on this. Go for it.