Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:56:00 AM
No.82415569
They cost over $90,000 each just to install, then an unknown monthly fee because somehow the $90k doesn't include anything besides installation.
As a taxpayer you have a moral obligation to play Minecraft. The local government will quickly run out of money if they keep installing these abominations. People clearly prefer playing Minecraft to gay robot torture towers. Each tower voted away is another three deputies that could be hired. Probably closer to five or six since it's unlikely the emergency response drones are thrown in for free with the package.
As a taxpayer you have a moral obligation to play Minecraft. The local government will quickly run out of money if they keep installing these abominations. People clearly prefer playing Minecraft to gay robot torture towers. Each tower voted away is another three deputies that could be hired. Probably closer to five or six since it's unlikely the emergency response drones are thrown in for free with the package.