I'm starting to think that eating of stimpowders and typing of auto-erotic fiction on drug forums is finally totally passe now. This doggerel can be found in many such places

You see there's no effort, it's too half assed and unoriginal to even maintain any suspension of disbelief - this fap fiction is so feeble it makes choking the chicken seem like a chore.
Makina bungle after bungle of bashing the bishop really says to me "I don't even care about being serious when it comes to slapping the salami". Very much quantity over quality.

But, thinking about it, jacking off was always going to jump the shark eventually,as the idle mind of the stimposter eventually unable to resist the path of sloth.

But maybe, Carpet Surfing will be a new fiction? Carpet surf and all zany such permutations of it may be a new caprice instead of pocket pool and powder for once.
At least carpet surfing requires a sense of adventure. Ofc it assumes anyone can "pull" themselves away from from pulling their pecker
2bh