>>82500776
>do you enjoy it?
I do. At least most of it. Sometimes the people get really long winded and talk in circles and I can feel myself getting pulled into the void.

>only solution i can come up with is to drink alcohol and pass out
... Books? Movies maybe? A nice walk?

>goes to show just how much they care...
No kidding. It's always a pain.

>sounds scary
It's the part I have most consistently failed in my interviews so far, so yeah a little bit. Bunch of old civilians that I have to dress up for and make the case of why I'd make a good officer.

>if you lie to their questions,
The polygraph measures physical responses to stress. You can fail one by being stressed out or pass one despite lying through your teeth. I'm good at the latter because despite a clean record I've done a couple shady things. Hoping to leverage that into knowing how to catch people.

>good luck!
Thank you. I will need it. Anything you could use some well wishing on?