I dont know if I posted this already but

>2 months ago
>Unemployed/No cash
>Hadnt left the flat in a week
>Just chilling
>Suddenly loud knocks on the door
>Wtf, ignore it for a bit
>Keeps happening
>Open the door
>about 10 police officers outside
>HI THIS IS THE POLICE
>WERE DOING A WELFARE CHECK
>uhhh... what?
>SOMEONE REPORTED YOURE DEAD IN YOUR FLAT
>wtf, no, im clearly not
>Ratty little midget police officer starts demanding to come into my flat
>Tell him there is literally no need
>Other officer is fine with just leaving
>Little uppity midget one really wants to get into my flat
>Straight up just ignore the midget one and just tell the normal height police officer that everything is fine
>Ratty midget one getting extra uppity im ignoring him
>All the other officers are ignoring him now
>Ask if they can tell me who reported me dead
>They tell me they cant
>Neighbour knocks on the door soon after
>Shes got CCTV setup outside her flat
>Tells me it was the new couple who live above me as she's got them on CCTV guiding the officers to the flat and asking if they need any more help
>Literally some couple who I dont even know and are too posh to live in this shithole block are just randomly reporting people to police
>Get drunk and blast my music all night with my speakers aimed at their flat above me