>>82821945
>be me
>growing up, have a fuck-up uncle
>he's a nice dude though
>has weird beliefs about wi-fi and cell towers
>showed me that video as a kid of the cell phones popping corn kernels as proof of... something
>he never marries
>gets older, see him at every family barbecue
>last summer i'm sitting with him, drinking beer
>talking about israel pulling all the strings in the us government
>talk about the canadian indian immigration economic ponzi scene
>sip my beer, look around
>kids running around
>cousins now have kids
>sibling has a kid
>realize the mantle has been passed down and i am now the fuck-up uncle
>ah well
>drink four more cans of coors and fall asleep in a lawn chair before dinner