>>82868023
>all my attempts at relationships end up in fire
Me too. Relationships are hard. I hate the beginnings, I hate the ends. The middles can be alright once you're in the groove of it.
If it makes you feel more hopeful, my best and only friend is someone I've known 15 years and talk to less than once a year on average. It just kind of works, we're both reclusive and transient. I'm sure you could find someone like that if you keep looking.
>ok well it'd be obvious now
I'm dying of curiosity though!
>>82868045
Touch you how? Do you like the whole ugly bastard thing from the hentai?