>Hi, I'm anon and I'm autistic. That means you need to keep the chatter to a minimum around me, don't play any music, warn me ahead of any loud noises, only stock soft touch gel pens in the office, avoid eye contact with me, let me take 'calm breaks' every hour, keep the lights low, let me take leave without any prior warning, pay for a safety assessment of the environment, ensure texture and taste sensitive dishes are on offer in the canteen, you must carefully adjust your language to this curated list of acceptable words to make emails clear, you need to manage me more directly and with greater oversight and lots more 1-to-1s to stop me going off track wildly and also I'm impossible to fire if I'm not performing well.
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE ME!??!?!?! THIS IS AN INJUSTICE I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE GROUND AND THE STATE WILL PAY FOR MY LEGAL FEES!!!!!!