>WOMEN DOES EXTREMELY NORMAL THING REEEEE
Office jobs are like this for men and women. Some days you get almost no work and have to pretend to be busy. Sometimes you're swamped with work all week. It doesn't just come in at a nice smooth stream just because you're a man.
Office jobs almost always pay more per hour, have better benefits, more job security long-term, have no risk to bodily harm short-term or long-term, etc. Basically everyone would prefer an office job.