>cut my hair to proper street moid height
>mom is like why you cut your bearde too, I told you not to
>whatevs, nothign will looke good ever
>mom like: sigh you can hab long hair, just go to a proper stylist next time
>me (channeling my inner teenage ho): nothing will look good on me
>her: shuddafuck up retard
>>82914811
You're lost for words, cutie. I lost my tummy just now, so I get it.