>>82917805
>Do not drop your contact unless someone asks for it, but you may say what platforms/services you are on.
Translation: I'm desperate for contact but saying it sounds too desperate.
>>82917966
Translation: I'm transgender and deeply vain.
>>82918071
>egh, how cringe
>but i guess it's a slow night and i'm excessively bored, so i guess...
Translation: I want to look above it all despite being a mental toddler and desperate for contact.
>>82918079
Translation: I am genuinely autistic and cannot be redeemed in any way. Want to go rock collecting with me?
>>82918095
Translation: I am deeply needy for affection and by playing into looking like an unhinged loser I can shield myself from legitimate criticism leveled againsy my genuine self.
>>82918183
Translation: I am as vain and vulnerable as a transgender so it's easier to play off the aloof stereotype. I don't read, I doomscroll on 4chan for 24 hours a day and fantasize about getting my life together one day (will never happen without my chosen GF). I am intensely needy for attention but too afraid that I will be rejected.

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