>>82950621
I'm 33 so it's too late for me now and the world has gotten more unstable so there's more of a risk. I should've done it though.
>join military
>get into great shape
>get stationed in some fun country like Japan
>Never have to see combat
>Fake injury after a few years
>$4k/month for life
>Entire population of boomers in America propagandized to worship me as a hero
Would've been a nice life.