>>82958441
>Go to school for years
>Work and study hard, neglecting social life and women to get the best grades I possibly can
>Finally graduated Russell group university with 1st
>Excited to go out into the world of work
>Takes a few months but finally get an interview for a job that is absolutely perfect, it's a graduate job and describes you to a T
>Junior Knife Murder Executive
>Go to interview and Stacy HR bitch notices you're on the spectrum and starts being mean
>Makes joke about "studying the blade" and laughs
>Hiring manager laughs
>Burst into treats