>smoke cigarettes get lung cancer
>eat bacon get bowl cancer
>drink alcohol get oesophageal cancer
>go to the beach get skin cancer
>drink sodas with artificial sweeteners get bladder cancer
>Take lots of flights, cancer risk increases
>work nightshift, cancer risk increases
>work in or live near a dry cleaner, cancer risk increases
>use the microwave to reheat food in plastic containers, cancer risk increases
>use weedkillers/herbicides in your garden, cancer risk increases
>live near a major road where there are diesel exhaust fumes, cancer risk increases
>have the wrong genes, get cancer
Living life in the modern world causes cancer. I love eating pussy and I'm going to keep doing it.