>>83003670
>You don't talk to uggos
Wow you seem to know so much about me somehow. I don't even know what most anons looked like since I don't ask for pics. Tell me my future and unanswered questions since you have all the answers. What is going to be the name of my next cat? What's my next job title? When's the next strata coaster going to be built, and will I get to go on it? Will they ever find a cure for cancer? In the ending of The Thing, was McReady or Childs the thing, or was it neither of them, or was it both? Will I ever overcome my anxiety? What are the next winning numbers for the next major powerball? Is it going to be an intense winter? Will I still be alive in the next 10 years? Who's all in the Epstein files? I'll think of more as they come
>>83003691
>Get fit lardass, and literally be a jester crying for sympathy, you don't even need to show your face.
>be me
>born shredded, virgin mare pussy black fembot
>moids somehow all know this and I don't even have to talk to them, my bank accounts are just overflowing with cash
>no one knows what I look like or if I'm even a woman, it's just that ez
thanks, I never knew it could be so simple.
>>83003712
>250k year HR job
I've never had a job where I made more than 50k, and I've been reported to HR by my coworkers for "making them uncomfortable" btw.