Straight people are so fucking insecure it's baffling.
One of the good things about being gay is that throughout the school years you get so much humiliation and bullying you grow some tough skin.
"Stretch king" I would gladly welcome that nickname, I would make jokes about it myself, I would entertain people by being a clown and a laughing stock, and they would love me for it.
But for a heterosexual, the slightest sign of vulnerability is a catastrophe