>>83008394
I was a conscript in the army and became an NCO. I briefly got into a fight with one of my men, and we both stopped at the exact time three seconds in.
I thought
>Oh shit, I can't beat a subordinate, that's an abuse of power and illegal
He thought
>Oh shit, I can't beat my superior, that's mutiny and illegal
Then we both just pretended that nothing happened.
It was pretty funny, looking back.