>be me
>giant flagship NASA rocket
>everyone hypes me up for starting the next era in US spaceflight
>design changes every year until engineers agree on a bullshit underperforming design
>ground systems constantly redesigned
>costs spiral out of control but can’t cancel me because i make jobs or something
>first launch keeps getting delayed because of technical stuff
>finally roll out to pad
>scrubbed *again* for months because of a valve
>try again a few weeks later
>anotherleak.jpg
>nobody cares, just send it
>pointless demo mission accomplished
>years later heatshield risks astronaut lives

>be SLS
>pic unrelated