if you had to fuck an afl player, who would it be?
for me, it would be nick daicos. not because i find him attractive or like him, but because i believe it will make him a better player. he is terrified of physical contact, hence why he is a seagull utterly incapable of having actual effect on the game. if i were to tenderly make sweet passionate love to him and show him that physical contact isn't so scary, he may be the generational talent the afl media considers him to be. not a daicos hater, just want the best for little nicky.