Now, I'm the scourge of the heemers
Oh, the gay spam VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a White, White man
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
A pak like me
Can learn to be IC1 too