You know when you haven’t had a good shit for days and whenever you’ve tried to little bits of shit have come out but you don’t feel like you’re finished but can’t push anymore and so you wipe but the toilet paper is constantly brown because there’s shit stuck up your arsehole? That feeling when you finally clear the blockage and the floodgates open and you empty your bowels and there’s not toilet water left because it’s cover in shit is the best feeling