catfishing for the purposes of masturbation is a young mans game but at the ripe old age of 46 years young my livewell of the various fuckwits who buy into my outlandish stories has only grown.
thank fuck i have a secluded officespace because explaining why 3 of my 5 monitors are consumed by chat windows that are filled with the most abhorrent things in the english language would be something of a chore.
still ive gotten quite good at juggling my bitches and my work. you’d never have guessed that im an air traffic controller.
also fuck famous original ray’s pizza
anyway go jest