Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:48:06 PM
No.96760930
>>96760892
I know I missed mentioning a lot of shit. I missed the joke set with "Ass" puns and "penis" in the flavor text. I missed the two golden monkeys having sex. I missed Earthbind.
There's a lot that I can't remember off the top of my head, and I'm glad for that. Once upon a time the flavor of this game had teeth, and now that the hobby is pretty much memed as "lOl tHiS hAs cArdS so iTs fOr kIds (and man children because who else is spending $500 on a card)" to the point where even the designers have pretty much sanded off all the edge.
It's lame.
I know I missed mentioning a lot of shit. I missed the joke set with "Ass" puns and "penis" in the flavor text. I missed the two golden monkeys having sex. I missed Earthbind.
There's a lot that I can't remember off the top of my head, and I'm glad for that. Once upon a time the flavor of this game had teeth, and now that the hobby is pretty much memed as "lOl tHiS hAs cArdS so iTs fOr kIds (and man children because who else is spending $500 on a card)" to the point where even the designers have pretty much sanded off all the edge.
It's lame.