Anonymous
10/20/2025, 7:06:37 AM
No.96794073
The definitive list of red flags for TTRPG players and GMs. Some can be excused but some are instant dealbreakers.
>anime profile picture
>fat
>makes less than 20 dollars an hour
>lisp or sperg voice
>has a deviantArt account
>into furry shit
>gays and trannies
>watches Critical Roll
>likes Brennan Lee Mulligan
>likes Whose Line Is It Anyway
>likes Dark Scrolls or Elden Ring or any of that shit
>likes Diablo
>doesn't like history
>hates Game of Thrones or likes it obsessively
>likes Brandon Sanderson slop
>likes Marvel movies
>watches Matt Coville videos
>has his character sheet on his phone ("I have it all in an app")
>ever says "rule of cool" or "sword and board"
>is estranged from his family, especially if it's for political reasons
>drinks energy drinks, even worse if he uses "I have a REAL job" as an excuse
>DM who says "I'll allow it" at any point during the game
>DM that openly fudges rolls EVER
>DM that asks for skill checks, frowns when the person rolls a 7, squints, adjusts his glasses, then says "you succeed anyway"
>DM that cancels a game because of his "depression"
>DM that reverse metagames
>DM that gives fuck-all visual description
>DM that wanks his super-powerful factions in everyone's faces
>DM that doesn't take notes
>DM that runs game with a laptop on at all times
inb4 assmad responses like "you forgot the biggest red flag: you" because you're butthurt that one or more of these points matched you.
>anime profile picture
>fat
>makes less than 20 dollars an hour
>lisp or sperg voice
>has a deviantArt account
>into furry shit
>gays and trannies
>watches Critical Roll
>likes Brennan Lee Mulligan
>likes Whose Line Is It Anyway
>likes Dark Scrolls or Elden Ring or any of that shit
>likes Diablo
>doesn't like history
>hates Game of Thrones or likes it obsessively
>likes Brandon Sanderson slop
>likes Marvel movies
>watches Matt Coville videos
>has his character sheet on his phone ("I have it all in an app")
>ever says "rule of cool" or "sword and board"
>is estranged from his family, especially if it's for political reasons
>drinks energy drinks, even worse if he uses "I have a REAL job" as an excuse
>DM who says "I'll allow it" at any point during the game
>DM that openly fudges rolls EVER
>DM that asks for skill checks, frowns when the person rolls a 7, squints, adjusts his glasses, then says "you succeed anyway"
>DM that cancels a game because of his "depression"
>DM that reverse metagames
>DM that gives fuck-all visual description
>DM that wanks his super-powerful factions in everyone's faces
>DM that doesn't take notes
>DM that runs game with a laptop on at all times
inb4 assmad responses like "you forgot the biggest red flag: you" because you're butthurt that one or more of these points matched you.