>>2791036
>are germans truly the superior tourists?
not really

but Germans are EVERYWHERE
>walk through any, even small provincial, airport in the world, hear German
>deep in the Brazil Amazon, in a village, Ayahuasca ceremony, 2 Germans are there as well
>hiking in the Himalayas in Bhutan, German couple crosses my trail
>Indonesia on a random island with like 2 other tourists in a 100km radius, guess what, one of those is German
>Antarctica cruise, good portions of passengers is German, even one of the scientists is German
>camping in Patagonia, German already there and swims in 4°C lake
and don't even get me started on camping in Europe
you cannot escape
never

>t. a German