I've yet to have a decent meal outside of breakfast here.
Kinda crazy how the Japanese make better imitation-Italian food than Italians in Italy. To this day the best pasta I've ever eater was in a random spot in Zurich.

Everything is too fucking oily, too fatty, too sweet, all the coffee is the same brown-mud sour brand.
Probably the worst soups I've had on average. I fucking love soup, but it's been nothing but disappointment.

Who the fuck puts heavy cream in their coffee?? Italians do apparently. God.