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>>215467677
Never read the comics, was referencing a video game series that's older than this website. Dynasty Warriors, it was called, got a bunch of entries on the Playstation2, all covering more or less the same story, but with incrementally more characters and mechanics as the series went on. For the second through fourth one, iirc, the first level is putting down that guy named after a pump action crossbow and his scarf-clad boywhores, and Lu Bu shows up to distract the unwise player from an otherwise easy victory, but you literally just don't go where he is and it's fine. They even tell you in-game, "Do not pursue Lu Bu," which is where that meme came from, not reddit or somethingawful or any of those other fake-ass shitstains. You guys probably wouldn't like it, it's not a visual novel being played by a streamer with bright-colored hair, but back in the day, we used to fuck shit up in them games.
>>215467638
This nigga knows whats up. Lu Bu? More like Lu Buckbroke.