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— Man hires software engineer, although if he had known he was the type to smear shaving-cream on someone's slice of pie he probably wouldn’t have, which would have saved everyone a lot of bother.

— Woman living in a NYC high-rise gets pulled out of bed and dropped umpteen stories to her death, but no-one cares, because she's not a main character.

— Woman has passionate sex on her wedding night but not with her husband, and then tops this reprehensible behaviour by sneering at Beethoven as suitable end-of-the-world listening material.