Thor/PirateSoftware/Maldavius Figtree:
>gets a job as a coffee runner through nepotism, too incompetent to do anything else at Blizzard
>pays for his subscribers using his family's money, forced the algorithm to recognize him
>has terrible spaghetti coding skills, audience too stupid to notice and sucks his dick for being smart
>lies about his accomplishments and knowledge base
>blames others for his failures
>was called out by a licensed professional psychotherapist on live stream, "can't be helped"
>blatantly cheats at video games, pretends to be a super-genius even after being caught

Ross Scott:
>has nearly died numerous times throughout his life
>scars on his arms, carotid, and cut tongue are signals of his personal daring and adventure
>has had numerous humble jobs, from security guard to pest control
>has a degree in criminal justice, is academically accomplished
>signed on to Machinima, created good content, fought his way out of their legal snare
>has his own channel where he makes what he wants, and talks about what he wants
>begs only as a last resort and only to help meet the needs of the ones he loves
>owns dozens of signed contracts giving him ownership of people's souls, but hasn't abused it
>creates one of the most well-known video game series ever (Freeman's Mind)
>independently starts a massive petition, plays fair the entire time
>with one month left, admits his faults and weaknesses to the public, doesn't blame others

All we need is for Thor to send a hit squad after Ross, and for Ross to recover after three days with the power of the mold, and he will be officially confirmed as Vidya Jesus.