Hey /v/.

Thor here.

I am an actual expert in this field. I have been in the God industry for 20000 years.

I was the Lead of Jötunn Security at Asgard Entertainment, a Senior Red Team Specialist for Odin, have three black badges from MID CON and my last job was putting Jörmungandr into the ground permanently. Over my career I have formed detections that have led to the thwarting of over 2,000,000 Loki plots. This is 100% my wheelhouse.

I know my shit.
Stop fighting Asgardians.
They are your allies.

Stay Sparky kid.